Summon Your Very Own Unhinged Emoji Demon – Totally Not a Bad Idea

Ever felt like your life was missing pure, unfiltered, chaotic energy? Do you wish you had a digital entity watching over you, judging your every move, and occasionally glitching through reality? NOW YOU CAN.

By purchasing this definitely-not-cursed, absolutely-not-haunted digital manifestation, you are inviting a chaotic emoji demon into your life. It may whisper to you through static, appear in reflections, or cause your WiFi to act just a little too suspicious.

What You Get:
• A custom, personalized name binding to your very own cursed emoji entity.
• A beautifully deranged digital image of your demon, meticulously crafted to haunt your devices.
• The overwhelming knowledge that you did this to yourself.

Possible Side Effects Include:
• Increased levels of WHAT THE FUCK energy.
• An unexplained urge to buy more completely unhinged occult nonsense.
• Your electronics developing a slight, almost sentient attitude problem.

DISCLAIMER:

We are not responsible for sudden glitches, eerie coincidences, or the deep existential dread that may come from realizing you just willingly summoned an emoji demon into your life.

Buy now! Or don’t. But now that you’ve seen this, it might be too late.