Lucifer’s Budget Ritual – We Do Absolutely Fucking Nothing

🚨 CONGRATULATIONS. 🚨
You’ve just discovered the most affordable, most powerful, and most completely bullshit ritual in the history of Etsy.

WHAT DO YOU GET FOR $6.66?
✔ Absolutely nothing.
✔ We will not light a candle.
✔ We will not chant your name.
✔ We will not summon anything.
✔ But we WILL take your $6.66 and enjoy it.

WHAT HAPPENS AFTER YOU BUY THIS?
• Will something mystical occur? Probably not.
• Will you feel powerful knowing you paid for nothing? Absolutely.
• Will this be the best $6.66 you’ve ever spent? We’d like to think so.

🎤 BONUS:
If you leave a funny review, we will spiritually nod in your direction and say, “Nice.”

NO REFUNDS. NO EXPECTATIONS. JUST PURE, UNFILTERED CHAOS.