The Book of Lucifer – Sign Your Name, Sell Your Soul (Or Just Waste 666)

Congratulations. You have found the most powerful, exclusive, and totally legitimate mystical offering on Etsy. For the low, low price of $666, we will personally inscribe your name into The Book of Lucifer.

What does this do? We have no idea. Maybe it grants you eternal protection. Maybe it curses your enemies. Maybe it just makes you $666 poorer. That’s the mystery, and it’s part of the fun.

WHAT YOU GET:
• Your name, handwritten by Lucifer (me, not the other one), in The Book of Lucifer.
• Absolutely no guarantee of anything happening.
• The deep satisfaction of knowing you are now part of something… something.
• Bragging rights. Maybe.

IMPORTANT NOTES:
• No refunds. If you regret your decision, that’s between you and the void.
• This is a ONE-TIME offering. Once someone buys it, it’s gone forever.
• Don’t ask what happens after your name is in the book. Just know that it does.

Only one available. Will you be the one to claim it? Or will you hesitate and let someone else steal your fate?